rockstars: larry

Somebody took a photo a while back, of what looked to be Sasquatch strutting through a forrest. That's right, a Yeti. That someone was not Larry, but he keeps telling us it was. "You should have seen him!," he says, "Ten feet high he was! Arms from here to there!" Larry, dude, give it up already. You never saw Sasquatch. You didn't take that picture. Furthermore, haven't you lived in Florida your entire life? Come on, man. Come clean.

Confessional #2 04/19/07 (3:06min)

Confessional #1 01/09/07 (1:52min)